Paris Hilton had to go to jail...in fact, she was sent back to jail after they let her out. And she didn't even have a cushy right-wing think-tank job waiting for her after she was finally sprung.
What makes Scooter Libby any better than Paris Hilton? Except that he knows where all the president's bodies are buried, and George was frantic to keep his mouth shut.
Sheesh. Even Nixon didn't commute the sentences his law breaking associates.