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Monday, July 30, 2007

A Medical Marvel

Chief John Roberts is cooling his heels at Pen Bay Medical Center in Rockport tonight, after reportedly suffering a seizure while sullying our great state on vacation.

This makes Judge Roberts a bit of a medical curiosity, as seizures are a disorder of the brain, an organ the judge has previously shown no evidence of possessing.

I hear Oscar the Cat is in town for a visit, Judge...better watch your back.

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