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Thursday, May 3, 2007

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's...


No longer satisfied with just being The Decider, George Bush has coined a new nickname for himself. He is hereafter to be known as Commander Guy, defender of untruths, injustice and the way of the former Soviet bloc...

Not satisfied to simply play supporting roles in the new-look administration, the President's cabinet members and closest advisors adopted lame superhero identities as well...

Dick Cheney will now be known as "The Tin Man" (if he only had a heart...)

Alberto Gonzales will be called "Spy Guy"

Karl Rove? "Mr. Burns" (can't you just see him asking his superhero sidekick Smithers, aka former GOP party chairman Ken Mehlman, for the mind eraser device?)

There, I feel safer already. Don't you?

(Superloser lifted from

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